REM and Breaking Dawn.

So apparently, if you sleep for three hours you will be less tired than if you sleep for four hours. And generally one sleeps better if the number of hours is divisible by three, the reason being that three hours is a full cycle of REM. (Rapid Eye Movement)

I thought I would post this useless information for you. Personally I find it FASCINATING, and I plan on testing it as soon as the opportunity presents itself. Anyone else? Or am I alone in this?

I enjoy useless information.

I also recently finished the fourth Twilight book, Breaking Dawn. (I know... please don't hate me.) I made some notes while reading it, and I thought I would post them. They're pretty amusing in their disjointed form, but if you really want to know what the heck I'm talking about, go read this book. But be forewarned. It will scar you. Or make a fangirl clone out of you. Either one.


Pge 1
Arrogant. Also the epitome of Mary-Sueness.

Pge 4
Self absorbed.
GASP! Pop tarts and shoelaces? How does she live?

Pge 6
I though she was supposed to be happy about marrying Edward? I thought that was the whole point of THREE FREAKING BOOKS.

Pge 8
Arrogance

Pge 9
MY JACOB? Is she serious?
I’m not against her having a best friend that she loves a lot, but if I were Edward I'd be a heck of a lot more worried than he is.

Pge 10
Oh yeah. Rawr, Leah.

Pge 13
Yeah. You’re barely legal, Bella. Glad someone mentioned it.

Pge 15
Traditionally? Edward, no offence, but you need to spend more time in this century.


Pge 24
We get it. Edward’s awesome. Shut up, please.

Pge 27
Stop making fun of Mike!

Pge 29
So Bella gets no bachelor party? Typical.

Pge 37
Horrible foreshadowing! Why must Bella constantly have prophetic dreams?

Pge 44
I really really want to see Alice in her dress.

Pge 50
Yay Seth!

Pge 53
Aw, so Mike + Jessica only get to be ‘nice’ as opposed to whatever you + Edward is?

Pge 56
Don’t be so mean to Mike! What has he done? Oh, right… NOTHING.

Pge 58
That’s nice, Edward. Leave Bella with her BEST FRIEND. Nice and tactful.


Pge 60
No. No you haven’t.

Pge 64
Edward is RUINING YOUR LIFE!!!!!

Pge 65
Except fly. You can’t fly. And you can’t make me enjoy your book.

Pge 85
The moon is not beautiful with Bella there. And Bella is not allowed to comment on the moon’s beauty because that would be disusing herself.
My, you have an interesting view of the world, Edward.

Pge 90
B: I’m fine.
E: No, you’re not. I’m a horrible person.
B: You’re perfect. And I AM fine.
E: No, you’re not.
B: Really! I’m –
E: NO YOU”RE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pge 91
“You are killing my buzz, Edward.”
Best line so far.

Pge 107
Wow. This is something new. Nice, Smeyer.

Pge 114
First book I’ve read where the perfect character leers.

Pge 124
WHAT?????????? WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Pge 126
?????
There are so many things wrong with this page I cannot even begin to comment on them. Has SMeyer ever learned anything at all about men?

Pge 132
Wow, you REALLY hate yourself Bella.
Plus that’s creepy… a little Edward clone…*shudder*

Pge 133
Wow. That’s almost sweet. Not Edward’s creepy willingness to dispose of his offspring, but Bella’s definition of her baby as ‘my little nudger’. I like that. Shocking.

Pge 135
This little Portugese woman has the right idea. Shout at Bella, too, while you’re at it.

Pge 141
SMeyer just included a quote from Shakespeare:
‘Reason and love keep little company together nowadays’
Is this merely a description of the chapter? Or is she defending her horrible, plot-hole riddled books?

Pge 155
The pedophilia thing is actually kind of cute, and not nearly as messed up as some of the stuff in this book.

Pge 162
Stop telling Seth to shut up. He’s the only cool one of you.

Pge 174
I think I might be ill.

Pge 180
This is twisted.

Pge 181
WHY AM I READING THIS???

Pge 189
Bella plagiarizes.
I knew it.

Pge 189
Lame Shakespeare reference. Useless. It’s just to prove that Bella’s smart.

Pge 198
Why the quadruple exclamation marks? It just minimizes horror instead of enhancing it.

Pge 217
Jasper’s nickname is Jazz?


Pge ???
Are you always going to refer to your child as the ‘….fetus’, Edward?

Pge 253
I know what Rosalie needs a bed for. It’s sort of obvious, Jacob.

Pge 291
I lurve Seth.

Pge 318
Aw, Leah…

Pge 321
Ooo…. Alice/Bella.

Pge 327
Hells yes it’s too weird, Bella.

Pge 456
Where’s the mommy-baby time? Why are they being so mean?

Pge 459
Oh, pur-lease

Pge 484
Smut, smut smut….



Pge 490
I’m amazed how accurate Myth and I were with the Twilight Smut.

Pge 495
Oh, yes she did, Jacob.

Pge 515
Seriously, Bella? You name your child Renesmee and then get annoyed when people shorten it?

Pge 529
Oooh, Tennyson. Pretentious. What, may I ask, is wrong with picture books? I still read picture books, and I’m smarter than Bella. Way to make everyone else feel like their kids are dumb, SMeyer.

Pge 611
Haha. Nice use of index. Stepping out of character, but still.

Pge 611
Misanthropic? It’s blatantly obvious that you are pulling out your thesaurus, Smeyer.

Pge 613
Lesbian Amazon vampires. Awesome.

Pge 615
Don’t be so mean to the awesome lesbian Amazon vampires, Bella.

Pge 617
Typical Bella.

Pge 647
So Bella suddenly has zero problems with humans? After Stephanie Meyer made us sit through ten billion speeches from Edward about how hard human blood is to resist?

Pge 654
For someone who used to be a total waterworks, Bella is shockingly unemotional at this point. I mean, I know vampires don’t cry, but still. It’s your BABY, for crying out loud.

From Then On.
Bella saves the day. Nobody dies. A whole book wasted on a climax that didn’t happen.